Starbucks is great

Because when they ask you for your name...you can suddenly be anyone.
I have a friend who says his name is "Brando."
I tell them my name is "Essen"-
they always look at me in an odd way and I
end up having to spell it for them.
E-S-S-E-N

Of course, the lie has to be maintained.
One day I went into the local Starbucks and the
gal behind the counter said "Good morning Essen."
I was dumbfounded.

And then I quickly replied..."Good morning."